Catty chat about our lack of gun control, national healthcare, and Prince Williams—with Mr. Posh Spice and Kate Moss for Topshop in the States now, it’s all bull bullocks that they’ve got it better over the pond.

Excepting Beautiful Vending’s hair-straightening vending machines installed in 200+ British pubs, gyms, and clubs.

Though New York Sun says we should be seeing them in NYC soon, currently largely London ladies can trade £1 for 90 seconds of  hot-ironing hair frizzies. Though some question the genius of garnishing your Bicardi-diet with scorching metal, I smell brilliance underneath that burning hair—

Club cover prices can be upped for the chance to see crunk kitties catfighting  to decrinkle their curls.

[Via Kiss and Makeup]