More than flat shoes, cafe lattes with real latte, and faux fur, I despise -

With a heated passion -

Blemishes.

Even a single red dot is too much on your K’s porcelain skin.

Jessi Pacetti gets it:

“I want you all to realize right now that BK is not perfect. I’m pretty damn close, but a girl can only do so much.”

Doesn’t your K know.

“I got a zit,” says Jessi Pacetti. “I read in Allure magazine’s best product issue that this [Clean & Clear Acne Patch] is the cure all. For $7-ish I was willing to try and girlfriends, it is AWESOME.”

Oh? Tell me more.

“It works like a charm. Its a little tube that you click click click until the juicey juice comes out and then you put it on the upcoming zit that will have to pay rent (you know what I’m talking about - you can feel them comin’ like a Johnny Cash song) and then go night night. You’ll wake up and its like the zit totally forgot that it was going to ruin your week. Its whup ass for the acne. The box says you can use it during the day and put makeup over the spot. I wouldn’t. It takes awhile to dry and I will wait in order to have that bad boy LOSE REDNESS IN THREE MINUTES. Pick this up next time you’re at Target and then write me a love letter.”

You mean add a “Merci beaucoup” to the sonnet I was already composing for you, doll.

It’s coming. Just give me two shakes, because - 

“Running a business causes stress,” says Dana Myers, the brains and beauty behind Booty Parlor.

So does building a neon pink empire while rocking five-inch heels. And -

“Stress causes pimples,” says Dana Myers.

I’m afraid I’m too well aware.

“I’m just too old for them.”

Moi, too. Isn’t anyone over 14?

“Zeno Acne Clearing Device Combo Pack works like a charm,” says Dana Myers. “Every night before bed… Zeno to the rescue!”

Good to know.  And for ladies and fellas who need only occasional spot treatment, check Origins Spot Remover® Blemish Treatment. Natural oregano and clove buds keep it real simple: 

“It works really well,” says Jklm Studio.

And Ms. Mary Kay Acne Treatment Gel will take care of you and your gorgeous face, too. “I use Mary Kay’s acne treatment gel whenever I have breakouts,” says Shop Diary. “It is by far the most effective acne treatment that I have ever used. It goes on clear, does not dry out skin and acne disappears overnight! What is great is that there are no resulting acne scars, making my skin clear and blemish free. It is not expensive either and a tube lasts a long time.”

Fab, but you’re ready to invest in a whole system? Check Hair & Beauty blog’s link to a segment on real acne treatment versus marketing scams.

Now go and get even more gorgeous, love.