In 1994, I really wanted Chicago Bulls Starter Jacket. What?! Those things were cool in the 90s! I didn’t have the coin though. So, I willed it into existence. I wont go into details, but because I wanted it so badly, it magically appeared. And I assure you, it wasn’t just a sweet treat from ‘ma. It was magic.

As much as I wanted that glorious Starter jacket in 1994, I now want a dog named Woody. He’ll be shaggy, and awesome and watch TV with me and things. We’ll be pals. So, as part of my attempt to will him into existence, I thought I’d share this list of cool dog products.