Dark and handsome, the Dunlin bag is pure boss: it’s leather washed rough so it softly carries your all in three mini pockets, it conveniently collapses compact when you don’t need so big a body, it’s —

Got a waiting list longer than that Pinkberry the pap hopes a post-prison Paris’ll show at.

Go ahead and do the line. Unlike that froyo—or drinking on stomach empty of anything but Pinkberry and driving—Dunlin’s bag is worth doing time for: it’ll cost you $324, half off its usual $648.

Yeah, I know you could have times two its tag yourself, but I thought “half off” and “Paris” and “Pinkberry” might’ve left you a touch distracted, lover.