Dudes play Porsches as pricy peacock feathers, while women pushup bras to pimp breasts their boy bought them.

And girls named Kristopher prefer to slip Diane von Furstenberg by H. Stern’s “Power” ring on their right-hand ring finger.

Structured of clean lines of 18 karat white gold, 4.6 carats of pavé diamonds are a constellation solid like your life: bright pinpoints compose a singularly bold display of success.

Tagged $19K, almost what my NYC faux education cost, the boss bauble would probably say “Success” more successfully than my still-in-its-envelop college degree.

I’m totally marrying myself with this ring.

[Via Luxist.com]