Grocery shopping - soy milk, Italian roast, and we’re done - , checking the checkout tabloid trash, you’re laughing at J Lo’s back stage demands and air plane antics, and your girl is just looking at you, blank.

“Why not?”

It’s not that your doll’s drama, it’s more she’s very well aware of her worth, though some might put it more bluntly and just dub her a -

Diva. 

And while she’d love you for this Fendi steel and diamond B watch, your diva doll’s not all about the bucks, she’d probably just as much dig this diamond bling key chain. Our own Not Cot gets it: “Whats 6 carrots when you could have this enormous bling that doesn’t even fit on your finger, so you use it to hold your keys… Or put it on a chain, put the chain around your neck, and call it a ridiculous necklace.”

Fab idea, though I’m not sure what you mean by that “ridiculous” part, love.

Unless it was short for ridiculously glam, emphasis on the ridiculous, like this decadent House of Dereon “Hepburn” pump. “Looking for a diva-licious take on the fur trim pump trend?” asks Stiletto Jungle.

Always of course, doll.

“How about these super stylish ‘Hepburn’ pumps from Beyonce’s House of Dereon label?” says Stiletto Jungle. “They feature faux fur trim, rhinestone details, and a wickedly sculptural heel worthy of the songstress herself.”

Ooh la love, no joke. And just like B, your K loves pretty pets. 

Even some of the luxer fakers like this faux sable fur throw.  “This faux fur throw is cozy-perfect for any chill room,” says Kristine. “Hmmm. Make that several throws if you can.”

Will do.  And for your diva doll that loves animals more than PETA, check these real deal fox leg warmers. Perfect slipped over her Loubies when she’s city slicking, or over boots when she’s playing “Ski bunny, personified!” says Well Heeled. “A catsuit, lip gloss and sunglasses are all you’ll need to pack along with these for the ski lodge.”

Oh? And what about a bottle of OPI Nail Lacquer “I Don’t Do Dishes” Collection - “Va-va-voom… It looks like a double deluxe gold glittered red wrapping paper for the nails,” says Natalie Theo of Daily Mail - , or this Ted Rossi NYC leopard haircalf bangle?  Stock your diva’s stocking right, forget the chocolates - unless they’re carb-free and Belgian - and give her “a great way to add a little animal print to your outfit this season,” says WNH.

It’ll rock right with your girl’s very little black dress, just like this LuLA heart wristlet in hot pink at Revolve Clothing. “This wristlet is great for a night out when you’re feeling different and a little sassy,” says Style IT. 

What about when you’re a diva and feeling a lot of sassy? Check this Versace Swarovski crystal logo bracelet . “For the lady who craves a little flash with her designer duds, you can’t top Versace,” says StilettoJungle. “This blingtastic bracelet does conspicuous consumption with Donatella-style panache by incorporating Swarovski crystal charms that spell out “V-E-R-S-A-C-E.’ ”

Super boss. Seems to also spell out an early very merry Christmas for your K.