It’s SPRING. Who doesn’t want a little family of chirpsters to congregate near your window and celebrate the sun’s warmth through song? Especially if it means you get a futuristic avian biosphere to house them in!

But don’t our feathered friends dig shade? Won’t the magnifying powers of the glass cook the food and, potentially, the birds? We don’t know, but if the little suckers want to eat they’d better get hip to my home decor ($53 at Greener Grass Design).