Because Blackberry’s latest for boss ladies is lovely, but Pearls are best left to Grams.

Because the Apple iPhone likely has a waiting list longer than those for a Birkin bag.

Because you know green (not the color) is the new black (the actual color), but a cheeky chic canvas sack shouting “I’m Not a Plastic Bag” doesn’t vibe right with your littlest black dress and biggest black pumps —

You’d rather recycle this Enokiworld vintage telephone purse. All haute faux croco, go mobile sans  having to girl about town to the tune of  texting  “LOL”s and “Miss you, boo”s, instead of Skyping your girl from your MacBook at Starbucks, just pause and plug into a phone jack, and go retro and —

Actually call your BFF.