Why, oh why do you need this charming white Buddha mug? (And you do need the Buddha mug, you realize. Right? Good, as long as we’re on the same page here.) Well, as if kitsch value alone weren’t enough, and the sheer joy of sucking through a straw in the enlightened one’s belly didn’t tickle yours, the main reason is that it is the only acceptable vessel for this swingin’ tiki cocktail: The Happy Buddha. Throw back a few of these, and you’ll be on the fast track to Nirvana. Or at least Nirvana-adjacent.