I’ve never understood the pleased blush that’s supposed to bloom when gifted a bunch of fancy plants —

For a pretty scent, I’d prefer potpourri, for eye candy for my flat, I’d prefer faux roses, and give me less than two days and those dozens of roses are doomed. 

And while I might assume your mom vibes a little more sentimental than your girl named Kristopher —

The lady did buy into that marriage deal, and produced some babies.

— Skip out gifting her one more domestic care, and check this 2-in-1 Tote floral tote instead. Cheeky chic with a modern mod flowered cotton purse housed inside a springy clear tote, grab one at your local Target, and then slip inside a Starbucks gift card.

Unlike with those flowers from the local liquor store, she won’t realize you barely remembered what this 13^th was.