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I like sniffing you.... so much

Posted Sunday, September 30, 2007 at 08:15PM

There he was…. this perfectly scented stranger standing across the room from me. Every time I passed him, his cologne was a dream come true… subtle yet strong…. slight citrus yet masculine….. So this time when I passed him on my way to the bar I decided I was going to do, I had no other choice. I looked at him with my ‘come hither’ coy eye though he paid no attention, I figured I applied way too much mascara and my lashes were weighed down. I strutted my way towards him, there was nothing to stop me this time… not even the long legged lady linked on to his arm. I grabbed him by the collar and breathed in deeply…

From his neck I muttered in between deep inhales, “Good god man, what is that scent?”

When his long legged gal pal stopped screaming which was part shock and part horror, he chuckled as if this happened on a daily basis and said calmly… “Tom Ford for men”

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 Tom Ford for men is the new scent from Mr. Formally Gucci himself and while it is being toted as “innovative classic woods fragrance” it truly is the perfect balance between modern and classic men’s fragrances. And more interesting than this wonderful scent itself is the nude advertisements … yes fellows, nekkid.

As a woman I personally did not feel like laying Tom Ford’s scent across my ‘lady parts’ especially sweat glistened ‘lady parts’ I wondered…. do we really need ‘lady parts’ to sell fragrances to the male population? Most likely yes…. and most likely not… but all in all this fragrance is so appealing to the olfactory epithelium (fancy words for nose) I wouldn’t be surprised if it helped in scoring with the ladies and their lady parts. And if you aren’t that into ‘lady parts’ don’t worry this fragrance will definitely help draw in those ‘man parts’ too. It’s a two for one…. all wrapped up in a designer bottle.

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