We all knew that Music Television abandoned actual music many years ago. Where we use to sit around and watch videos all day, we now get marathons of Made as a replacement. I wonder who made this executive decision. I can here them now: “Okay, I know we’re called music television, but I think we’re going to abandon those music video things that made us so popular and just play marathons of My Super Sweet 16 and other sub-par reality shows.” Can you hear the meeting where this was announced? Cricket, cricket, cricket…

But, it’s not really the loss of videos that upsets me most. Sure, I miss 120 Minutes, but I can find videos other places. What upsets me, ahem, what hurts me. What pains me most is that the MTV I first fell in love with in the 90s no longer exist. It’s dead and it’s been replaced with something completely different, but called the same thing.

Need I remind you of how great MTV Spring Break use to be? We had Singled Out and that show where random people just danced. What about the cartoons? We had the classic Beavis and Butt-head and, the always witty, Daria. There was the Sketch comedy from The State and there was The Real World, when it use to be good and before it turned into a drunken bru ha ha of frat boys, alcoholism, and scandalous girls. What about Rock’N Jock Baseball? I know we all miss those. Even the advertisements changed. They use to be drippy, crazy and somewhat psychedelic, but also completely awesome and true to the brand. Now they’re just blah.