I’m not really green. 

I’m not buying the sell-out Anya Hindmarch’s “I’m not a plastic bag”  bag.

I’m not interested in giving up my blackhole of a white leather satchel for a talking bag, but if I did, it’d be for  the “I’m NOT a smug twat” bag, versus its less easy going mum.

Though I’m not sure toting such a cheeky chic tote that’s less ladies’ arm candy wouldn’t leave a certain type of smirk on your K’s pretty face.