Every morning I wake up, wash my face, stagger to my TV and watch the chipper new casters talk about things I don’t care about….  the sole purpose of this torture is to know what the weather will be like that day. And for some reason, every morning I always miss the weather and I have to sit there waiting while they talk about dreadful stories that they call news. I figure this morning hell of watching faux Katie Courics would be my existence for the rest of my life until I found the god send of all alarm clocks. The status clock not only tells time, it’s an alarm clock, shows the date and the weather. So it gives you all you need to know in one sleek nutshell, and I can finally stop watching the Today Show.

How does it do it? At first I thought it was magic but it apparently gets an outdoor temp from this wireless barometric sensor that you stick to the outside of your house/apartment/mansion and viola! Weather. Don’t you just adore science? Though I can’t stand scientists, but that’s another story…

Now if only it would make me the perfect cup of coffee, do my hair, and carry me to my office- I’d marry it.  No, I really would.