Ponytails are cute—

When you’re 12.

I’ll pretend I never heard you still scrunchied, we’ll forgive the French braids—stick to kisses and and whole wheat toast prefaced countrified so—when you invest in this crayon green, extra wide patent headband.

The classic, clever, cool cousin to that satin turban floating around glossy editorial and dusting H&M aisles, it’ll save you five minutes in the a.m. fixing your hair, while still saving face.

I didn’t believe green was in and something to seriously consider until this.