Mink-laced sandals seem the ultimate in gratuitous fur, in lavish, anti-Bambi luxe, but really - It’s only because your K loves animals more than PETA that she’s lusting for these Giuseppe Zanotti purple velvet and mink babies, baby.

I’d love to add a new pet to the menagerie that is my closet - Ostrich arm candy, Marc-y Marc Jacobs leopard-print trenchcoats, snaky clutches, ponyskin pumps, Mongolian lamb capelets crowd my zoo thus far.

— And my building doesn’t allow poodles.