“Stars like Jessica Biel, Demi Moore and Jennifer Lopez are scheduled to hit the Luxury Oscar Spa Retreat at the home of famed brow groomer Anastasia,” blogs People.com’s Off the Rack.

Sounds fabsolutely A+-list. I’m guessing it’s also —

“— featuring facials and massages by ultra-luxe line Natura Bisse, manis and pedis by Creative Nail Design, teeth whitening by Dr. Peter Rinaldi, hairstyling by Laurent D of Prive and of course, brows by the hostess.”

But of course. Your K’s sure that  7^th Heaven’s fallen angel, Ms. Ashton Kutcher, and Jenny from the Block dig the brow babe, because like her Anastasia Beverly Hills Tweezers, she’s —

“— the best, and they never let me down,” says Anastasia Soare about her own tweezers. “The calibrated tension ensures a perfect tweeze anytime; whether I am in the salon or inside a restaurant restroom touching up a client whom I ran into.” 

I dig your work ethic, how you hustle hard. You’re pinching that stray between J Lo Hewitt’s arches as, being a brow expert, I’m sure you must realize —

“So Marlene famously drew hers on in a thin round line and Audrey’s were strangely thick and dark, but how stunning were both of these ladies and how perfectly did their eyebrows suit their faces?” says ThisNexter Cath.

Very, and exactly, doll. A bit of a brow freak myself, there’s —

“There is absolutely nothing wrong with having perfect eyebrows whether your look is vamp, gamine, natural or bombshell - in fact, your brows can break or make your look,” says ThisNexter Cath. “This [Anastasia Brow Kit] is all you need to obtain the perfect brows on your own and with ease — stencils, tweezers, brow powder, brush, brow gel and highlighting pencil in a cute pink carrying case.”

 

Gorgeously groomed brows are your face’s secret success.

That, and pounds of black eyeshadow and three coats of mascara for your K.

And maybe a double shot of  Botox, for red carpetters, and a pump of sugar-free Vanilla skin, and —

”[Anastasia Brow Powder Duo is] another absolute must for eyebrow maintenance,” says ThisNexter Red Femme. “Eyebrow pencils be gone! This powder duo will leave your brows looking natural with out any harsh lines.” 

Checked my arched eyebrows,  smoked out eyes, see me pretty in platforms and sequined flapper frocks, and know your K is all about vibing natural. I really —

“— can’t live with out this tool!” says ThisNexter Red Femme.

How’s that, honey?

”[Anastasia Mini Duo Angled/Spooley is] for anyone who needs manual eyebrow retouching,” says ThisNexter Red Femme. “Two essential tools at your fingertips: angle-cut sable brush (to fill brows) and grooming spooley (to brush brows into shape).” 

 Gotcha, gorgeous.