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Heavenly bodies in glammy gowns in ridiculously sunny SoCal?

Smells like prom in the OC.

I mean the Oscars.

Pinky promise your K watched Hollywood’s A-list at AA, she didn’t spend Sunday night vibing to Jay-Z, sipping a soy latte, e-boutique’ing in search of Giuseppe’s latest platforms…

Dot. Dot. Dot. 

Let’s review my fav red carpetters, which, fab fashion blogette I am, I studied last night while penning careful notes (i.e., I didn’t do a quick review blog hopping this a.m.), and…

» Take a lesson from the The Queen - Helen Mirren, winner of the Best Actress, and her Christian LaCroix gown remind the forever-21-year-olds of La La Land that “dressing your age” isn’t synonymous with “yawn,” “old,” and a slightly longer Juicy mini skirt.

» Leave the gold to Oscar and 99.8725% of Beyonce’s red carpet gear - Cate Blanchett does her usual unexpected glam, playing goddess in a Armani Prive pewter frock.

» Jennifer Hudson’s 24K shrug?  Shrug. Neither ridiculously glammy or ridiculous, the Dream Girl ‘s Oscar d. bolero seems more catty chatted about than the last time Sienna Miller forget to wear pants, for which your K gives her manager credit.

» Elegant S-E-X, Nicky Kidman always gets her red carpet on right; like a pair of Giuseppe Zanottis, you’d only be surprised if she rocked flawed. 

» Grand slammed by Perez Hilton, your K’s a fan of J Lo’s perfectly groomed hair and Marchesa gown’s rhinestone collar - I’ve always had a thing for poodles.

The perfect accessory, maybe I’ll go pick one up when I get my double soy latte today.