After dating my budding career in high school, my college education included a 30-some-year-old Italiano boyfriend, and in a few fast years I graduated to a 40-something financier closer to my father’s age than mine.

As my dad’s only daughter, dude deserves MoMA Store’s round flask for Pappa’s Day.

Though, if I can’t connect to the ‘net on my MacBook while spending 17^th with the family, I’m popping open Pop’s gift, filling it with amaretto, and liquor-lacing my soy latte while reading Lolita on my Treo.