"Paris Is My Cell Mate" Bracelet
Posted Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:30AMBetter than Paris in April?
Paris in prison.
Think hot pink—even though the twenty-something heiress’s crunk-driving sentence has already been shortened to twenty-some days in a solitary celeb cell, show your support with Red Freckle’s “Paris Is My Cell Mate” rubber bracelet.
More inspiring than a yellow band asking you “Live Strong,” vaguely reminding you of a man who won a record-wrecking amount of Tour de Frances single ball-y, “Paris Is My Cell Mate” pink is a reminder that, born with nouveau riche name and brain enough to seek out the right team of PR ready to capitalize on you, you can earn success born out of the envy of Everywoman, that—
Relying on anyone to tell you what to do, no matter how highly paid they are, is a fool’s decision with dire consequences.
Like maybe a reality TV show, sans makeup and platinum extensions.
I’ll take two bracelets.
KRiSTOPHER DUKES
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