When she’s not getting hated on for her think-pink “Paris Is My Cell Mate” bracelet—

I’m pissed I didn’t think of it first, too.

—Jewelry designer Lisa S. of Red Freckles is donating proceeds from the $5 rubber band to MADD, and ThisNexting items Paris’ll need in prison (check her list here).

A lawyer by trade, Lisa says Paris got a “raw deal.”

“I made this bracelet because she is a loyal customer, she’s always been nice to me, she’s a nice girl, people don’t give her enough credit,” says Lisa. “She made a mistake and she learned her lesson. Suspend her license, put her in jail for a few days, but 45 days in a prison with murderers is NOT the answer. Even Martha Stewart went to a country club. I’m not saying she shouldn’t take responsibility—but the sentencing was harsh and used to make an example out of her.”

Read on as we play Q&A…

TN: Tell me a secret darker than Nicky Richie’s roots.
LS: I’ve started a new resin collection, which isn’t even on my site yet! I’m very excited about the wonderful world of design that has just opened up for me.

TN: Pinkberry tickles Paris Hilton pink, _______ tickles you.
LS: I’m still kind of in shock that people love my designs because I started out just making them for myself and the fact that other people like it too just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

TN: Hollywooding, or hooding?
LS: I’m a HUGE movie fan. HUGE. I quote movies all day long and most people have no idea what I’m saying but when you find that person who does it’s just amazing! So I wanted to figure out how to incorporate that special lingo into my designs and I did so with the engraved heart collection.

TN: If you were a product, you’d be a ________.
LS: I’d be a camera, I have this innate ability to remember EVERYTHING and I have a photographic memory.

TN: What had you as excited as Perez over LiLo’s allegedly Kate Mossing in a bathroom?
LS: Has to be Ben and Jerry’s Lighten Up strawberry and cream ice cream. The whole tub is only 600 calories, it’s effin genius!

TN: Rachel Zoe’s isn’t SPF, and your most prized possession is…
LS: My brain! It’s worth a small fortune.

TN: Just like our friends pretend not to hear us say we love Paris, we’ll pretend we didn’t hear that you…
LS: Wear my Goody bonnet to bed to save my curls from frizzing out.

TN: We could spec what’s under Paris’s bed, but then we’d sleep even less. What’s under yours?
LS: Shoes, shoes and MORE shoes.

TN: We could spec what’s in Paris’s closet besides DvF dresses and Steve Madden shoes, but we’d sleep even less(er). What’s in yours?
LS: A snowboard an ex-boyfriend left behind

TN: Paris in spring is lovely, some say Paris in prison is lovelier. What are you looking forward to?
LS: Bermuda shorts.

TN: You’d rather go to Lynwood with Paris than…
LS: Wear flats, unless they’re flip flops I wanna be  sky high!

TN: You’re lonely in solitary without…
LS: Hollywood lips lip moisturizer.