Since marriage rings mean nul—I think dudes get more girls with them—and I only get shiny eyed at the institution for its tax deductions, I’m courting Soixante Neuf’s “Taken/Available” necklace ($148) instead.

A tiny chain made of hooked hearts hangs a hammered 14k vermeil pendant, which you can flip between “Taken” and “Available” depending who’s double-checking you.

So happily single, I know which side I’ll mostly be sporting:

“Taken,” since I’m sexing myself.