Your K could praise Ms. McCartney’s platinum purse for being all glammy gloss and PETA-friendly, your K might make bloggy love to Stella’s stellar commitment to vegetarian high-fashion, but really —

Leatherless or lambskin, I dig this metallic, crackling canvas bag for its four-pocket function meeting high-fashion form, for its detachable shoulder strap making practical a sporty clutch, I dig Mac’s bag —

Because it’s hot.

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